Dave is always the exception

skizzimi:

Don’t mind me, I’m just expressing my feelings about how 90% of the John’s and Terezi’s I meet ship themselves with Dave.
And how I cheer them on with romance advice.
Every time.

Can I just say this is really sad and beautiful??

I mean. Fuck. Karkat just gives me so many feels and I can seriously imagine him putting aside his own feelings just to make everyone happy and gmekfme. 

I want to hug him so hard ;-;

Suddenly all I want to do is write a fanfiction parody of Moulin Rouge with John as Christian and Karkat as Satine. I blame that one peice of art done by panicismyrain. Oh my gosh that would be beautiful. Not sure about the rest of the cast yet but agh there are no words to describe the feels I am having over this idea *rolls into the sun*

castielscrap:

satamoru:

Okay wow the elitist Dirkuu shippers are starting to seriously bug the crap out of me :/ I can understand you being upset at fans who insulted the pairing before but are now suddenly fans of it; but what gives you the right to tell people off who just didn’t consider the pairing before?

What, are…

:O Elitists are a thing?

I mean I once said that I didn’t want people thinking I was riding the bandwagon, but that’s the only thing I can think of that would be annoying about people jumping on onto our ship. It’s not that people like it, it’s that people who don’t think I’m just in a fad with other people in a fad. >.>;

It’s mainly one post in particular that really grinded my gears in the way they pretty much said ‘I shipped Dirkuu since their first log, all of you newcomers can screw off’.

But really, it’s the whole ‘bandwagon’ business that annoys me in the first place! Just because there’s one update that makes people think ‘oh hey, this pairing actually has some chemistry, I think I can actually see myself shipping this!’, suddenly it’s ‘jumping on the bandwagon’? It seems to me people don’t even understand what that term means anymore.

That term applies to people who see one person doing something, and decide to do it as well so as to ‘fit in’. Soon a whole bunch of people are piling onto the same thing because if other people are interested, that must mean it’s popular, and if they follow, they’ll be popular too!

I sure as hell did not start shipping Dirkuu because I noticed everyone was doing it - I started to ship it because the way they interacted in the newest updates interested me.

It has shit all to do with what anyone else was doing at the time, and I’m pretty sure it’s the same with a lot of new Dirkuu shippers. But people seem to assume that just because we didn’t ship it right off the bat, suddenly we’re ‘bandwagon jumpers’, and that means they’re better then us and we have no right to “pretend” we legitimately ship it.

Okay wow the elitist Dirkuu shippers are starting to seriously bug the crap out of me :/ I can understand you being upset at fans who insulted the pairing before but are now suddenly fans of it; but what gives you the right to tell people off who just didn’t consider the pairing before?

What, are you saying that if someone doesn’t ship a pairing the second the two characters interact, that person is never allowed to ship that pairing? I think your hipster shades are showing my dears. ‘I liked it before it was cool’. Well good for you?

God forbid you’re one of those people who enjoys seeing a little more chemistry between characters before jumping on board. Nope, you better be on that ship the second it docks, or be prepared to walk the plank - or at least be accused of ‘jumping on the bandwagon’.

If you haven’t shipped JohnDave since page 26, you’re banned from Hammer Time forever. Didn’t ship RoseKanaya within seconds of them meeting? Well too late now, asshole! You weren’t in love with JohnKat when Karkat first trolled him? Well now you are forbidden from supporting it. Gtfo.

Shit, guess that means I better pack up my bags and get out before I’m thrown overboard to feed the sharks!

This is one of the things annoys the hell out of me about fandom; no wonder I avoid it most of the time. Maybe if I don’t let anyone know it took me several acts to like GamTav, I’ll be spared!

Wups. Guess the secrets out now.

Shit. Am I kicked out of the PB&J club now?

FIVETAIL
STOP MAKING ME HATE DIRK
PLEASE
I DON’T WANT TO HATE DIRK
*curls up and cries*

boyfriendleaders:

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…I…

I don’t like where this is going.

*crawls into corner*

*gross sobbing*

*prepares Dirk voodoo dolls*

fivetail:

I just answered a question in character as Jesus Christ

Fivetail please marry me

karkaliciously-adorabloodthirsty:

datkarkatass:

raixna:

london-umbrage-is-falling-down:

musics3xual:

gamzeesinsanity:

homestuckaddict:

intomybubble:

Title: Heir of Joy

Land: of Shrubbery & music

Patron: Sollux

Moirail: Kanaya

Matesprit: Vriska

Kismesis: Eridan

Title: Bard of Rage

Land: of Light and Angels

Patron: Feferi

Moirail: Aradia

Matesprit: Kanaya

Kismesis:  Feferi

Title: Seer of Void

Planet: The Land of Surprise and Music/Mist (I’m wearing a top with two colours X3)

Patron: Vriska. (Well she was anyway)

Moirail: Vriska.

Potential Matesprit: Gamzee. (Mum. I would like to thank you being a Capricorn)

Kismesis: Tavros. (How. What. Whyyy?)

Title: Thief of Mind
Planet: Land of Science Demons

Patron: Kanaya

Moirail: Feferi

Potential Matesprit: Nepeta (fuck you mom)

Kismesis: Feferi (… how does that even work)

SYLPH OF MIND
LAND OF SuRPRISE AND MIST
PATRON: ARADIA
MOIRAIL: TEREZI
MATESPRIT: VRISKA (YESSS!!!!!! TO THOSE OF YOu THAT CAN’T TELL OR DONT ALREADY KNOW, I HAVE AN ODD SUPER-ATTRACTION TO VRISKA <3)
KISMESIS: KARKAT (PERFECT) 

Title: Princess of Glass

Land: of Shade & Silence

Patron: Aradia

Moirail: Gamzee

Matesprit: Karkat

Kismesis: Equius

Title: Keeper of Rage

Land: Land of Dew and Demons

Patron: Kanaya

Moirail: Nepeta

Matesprit: Sollux

Kismesis: Sollux

OKAY…..

Title:  Prince of Mind
Land: Surprise and Silence
Patron: Equius
Moirail: Terezi
Matesprit: Karkat
Kismesis: Sollux

Yes, this is good.

Title: Princess of Rage
Land: Sand and Demons
Patron Troll: Eridan
Morail: Kanaya
Matesprit: Gamzee
Kismesis: Equius

……I am so, so screwed.
MY MORAIL WANTS TO KILL MY PATRON AND MY MATESPRIT
YYYY???

tsundereundyingumbrage:

i’m just sitting here laughing

because idek

everyone suddenly hates uu because he killed UU

BUT I STILL REALLY LOVE HIM

am i messed up yet?

nah man i still love him

right now i’ve actually got my fingers crossed for some dirkuu of dirk comforting psycho uu

maybe some shooshpap action going on there

that would be beautiful